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Re: [linux-team] Exceptionnel !!



 
Extrait d'une page (cela me fait penser au fidèle trombone qui est supposé être ton copain )
Commande pour effacer un fichier de manière con-viviale
                         Microsoft Windows® for Linux
                               Microsoft Windows for Linux is not a Windows emulator. While it
                               will not make your Linux system run Windows applications, it will
                               make Linux much more user friendly (=more like windows). See,
                               for example, a screenshot of Microsoft delTM, a part of Microsoft
                               Windows for Linux, which replaces the primitive rm command on
                               Linux systems. Microsoft del can be invoked as "del", "rm" and
                               "erase":

                               [root@linux-sucks /root]# rm -f "My Document.doc"
                               Microsoft(R) del(TM) v5.003.001 - part of Microsoft(R)
                               Windows(R) for Linux.
                               Distributed under the GPL
                               (http://www.microsoft.eu.org/GPL.shmtl).
                               Redistribution of this product will result in capital
                               punishment.
                               Report any illegal copies to piracy@microsoft.eu.org.

                               Deleting the file My Document.doc...
                               Are you sure you want to delete the file My
                               Document.doc? [yN] y
                               Are you sure you are sure? [yN] y
                               Really? [yN] y
                               Deleting files can result in loss of stability, and in
                               applications not
                               working correctly anymore. Are you sure you want to do
                               this? [yN] y
                               Deleting a file results in a complete loss of warranty
                               of your
                               Microsoft Linux system. Are you aware of this? [yN] y
                               Microsoft can not be held responsible for the results
                               of you using Microsoft del on this file. If you agree,
                               type "I AGREE". I AGREE
                               Deleting files should only done by system
                               administrators or experienced users.
                               To make sure you may do this, enter your MCSE
                               certificate number. 19999-22222-00007
                               Verifying...
                               Accepted. You may proceed.
                               WARNING: The filename "My Document.Doc" contains more
                               than 8 characters.
                               Rename to My Doc~1.doc? [Yn] y
                               ERROR: Could not delete file: File not found.

                         Microsoft® Visual® Basic® for® Linux®
                               The ultimate programming toolkit, a must-have for every Linux
                               programmer.
                               Since Linux lacks a graphical user interface, we have had to
                               redefine the world of linux programming, but also the interface of
                               VB: You can now write code (or even text) by mouse-clicking on
                               letters we're displaying on the screen instead of having to use that
                               evil keyboard!
                               You'll notice Visual Basic for Linux doesn't have all the fancy UI
                               generation features you know from Visual Basic for Windows -
                               that's because Linux is an inferior operating system. If you need the
                               full functionality, upgrade your OS to Microsoft Windows®.
Pour le CD, je suis toujours preneur, attends encore un peu

A+,
 

Dany

Eric Darchis wrote:

At 10:17 AM 3/17/00 +0100, you wrote:
>http://www.microsoft.eu.org/

Brodel de mret les gars, LISEZ et cliquez sur les liens avant de dire des
betises.
C'est un site parodique. Essayez un search pour voir...
La homepage ressemble vachement a microsoft mais derriere c'est que des
conneries (j'aime le Rat Head Linux et l'URL du departement
research&development (/theft))

Allez, bonne lecture !

Eric.

PS: Sans rancune Dany. D'ailleurs, j'ai toujours ton CD... ;-)

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