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[linux-team] FW: Rolling on the floor laughing (fwd)
Message amusant reçu d'un ami ...
Alain
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Dear Software Answerman,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system itialization where it monitors all
other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, WWF 2.5, and 3 Stooges 5.0 no
longer run, crashing the system whenever elected. I cannot seem to keep
Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other
favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0
but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
Dear Sir:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to
run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0, and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your
system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is
gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files
from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to
do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end
up with More problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under "Warnings -Alimony/Child Support." I recommend
you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must
assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the
command C> APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you
will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will
return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the
blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
maintenance.
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